Critical Thinking At Its Best!
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !)
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Man: Where’s your fucking Ferrari? “
On a golf tour in Ireland , Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol
station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant who knows absolutely nothing about golf, greets him
in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
“Top of the mornin’ toyer, sir” says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick, ‘hello’ and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
“What be those?” asks the attendant.
“They’re called tees,” replies Tiger.
“Well, what on this God’s earth are dey for?” inquires the Irishman.
“They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving,” says Tiger.
“Fookin Jaysus,” says the Irishman, “Mercedes think of everything!”,