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Brother -in-law

Brother -in-law

Apr 20

A man suffered a heart attack and had by-pass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay the bill.

He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”

The nun asked if he has money in the bank.

He replied “No money in the bank.”

The nun asked ” Do you have a relative who could help you?”

He said “Just a spinster sister who is a nun.”

The nun, slightly preturbed, said “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”

The patient replied, “Then send the bill to my brother-in-law!”

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis



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